The Difference

What's the difference between the Republicans and the Democrats?


Answer: The Republicans lie, and the Democrats don't tell the truth.


The Republican lie honestly.


They lie right to your god-damned face.


And they smile while they do it.


The Republican message is crafted. It's created by companies that use focus groups and polling to figure out exactly what phrase they need to say to make all the hamsters run on the wheel.


Their philosophy is to say anything to confuse you into voting for them.


The core of this philosophy is a rotten Truth:


The Republicans don't give a fuck about your opinion.


They don't care what your politics are. Conservative. Liberal. Libertarian. Radical Trans-human Monarchist.


To them, you're a machine.


A machine who, inconveniently, has a vote.


They have no ideals.
They have no boundaries.
They have no ethics.


Their only belief is that they should be in charge.


They'll sacrifice anything for that.




The Democrats tell the truth like it's a lie.


The Republicans call the Democrats spineless, effete, overly-intellectual, east-coast pansies.


They're right.


The sad fucking truth is that most people would agree with the Dems if they knew what the Dems stood for.


But the Dems don't have the sack to tell them.


They're so god-damned worried that they'll offend someone, they don't even have an opinion anymore.


Just think about the 2004 election.


It was a sure thing.


The President was a retarded monkey.


The Democrats snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.


They found the one fucking person who could lose, and ran him.


John Kerry lost because they convinced everyone he was a pussy. He gave them no reason to think otherwise.


So the man with the purple heart lost to the man who spent Vietnam doing blow and not reporting to his post in the National Guard.


Obama showed promise, but they put the muzzle on him, so that ignorant racists wouldn't think he was a uppity black man.


I wanted an uppity black man.


While the Republicans might be evil, the Democrats are pathetic.


I'll choose evil every time.




Neither party tells the Truth.


They bicker about whether a .3% tax increase makes us Socialists.
Or whether gays should be able to get married or "married".


The Truth:


Americans are poorer and less educated than we've ever been.
The people who broke our economy got away scott-fucking-free.
China is sucking up demand and prolonging the world recession.


And our national debt is greater than any nation's in the history of the world. Ever.


We have to bring back the Truth.


The clock is ticking.

Why I'm Doing This

I hate blogs.


We should begin with that understanding.


The vast majority are made up of insipid personal whining, not worth the data bits used to store them.


So why make a blog?


Simple.


To tell the Truth.


Not the unbiased truth, not the "fair and balanced" truth, not the spoon-fed, factory designed, Gerber baby bullshit that we're constantly being bombarded with every day.


The real Truth.


So I'll make you a promise.


I'll write to make you laugh.
I'll write to make you pissed.
I'll write to, above all, make you think.


I will never, ever, lie to you.


I'm here to tell the Truth.


Nothing else matters.