Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Why I'm Doing This

I hate blogs.


We should begin with that understanding.


The vast majority are made up of insipid personal whining, not worth the data bits used to store them.


So why make a blog?


Simple.


To tell the Truth.


Not the unbiased truth, not the "fair and balanced" truth, not the spoon-fed, factory designed, Gerber baby bullshit that we're constantly being bombarded with every day.


The real Truth.


So I'll make you a promise.


I'll write to make you laugh.
I'll write to make you pissed.
I'll write to, above all, make you think.


I will never, ever, lie to you.


I'm here to tell the Truth.


Nothing else matters.